al ([info]alliwantisanelf) wrote,
2005-08-17 23:38:00
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The Cock Rock of Rohan

Previous parts: 1-4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 33



Part 34


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Aragorn: “Now you’ve done it. Now you’ve gone and scared them off.”

Gimli: “Me? I assure you, Master Ranger, ‘tis not I that scared them.”

Legolas: *sighs, begins Elvish Self-Dusting Cleaning Ritual*

Aragorn: “Rohans take mealtimes seriously, Master Dwarf. They don’t want to share their table with someone who smacks his lips and drops food in his beard. You didn’t drool in front of them, did you?”

Gimli: *scoffs offendedly* “I drooled no more than the fellows beside me at breakfast. You’d think they’d just grown facial hair for the first time this morning, by the looks of them.”

Legolas: *stands on his right leg and stretches his left leg overhead so he can spot-clean behind his thigh* “Fresh facial hair. Hahaha.”

Aragorn: *pauses to watch* “You know, THAT’S what you should have sold tickets for.”

Gimli: “What?”

Aragorn: *stares google-eyed as Legolas switches legs and continues cleaning* “THAT.”

Gimli: “I still have some.”

Legolas: *looks up* “Some what?”

Gimli: “Some free tickets.”

Legolas: “You have free tickets?”

Aragorn: *disdainfully* “Of course he doesn’t!”

Gimli: *sensing the perfect possibility of a prank on the elf coming from a mile away* “Of course I do!”

Legolas: *untangles himself and stands with Perfect Immortal Posture* “I’ll take one. What are they for?”



Onto Part 35....
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[info]orli_gasm

August 18 2005, 04:00:13 UTC 6 years ago

*blink*

Uh..... Oh sorry! I'm still pictureing Legolas with his leg above his head...cleaning!

*drools*

GAWD!!! You did it now! I think my eyes fell out from ooogling the poor elf!!!! I am with Aragorn. I will buy a ticket!!! ME, ME...Over here!!!!

Gimli and his drooling and facial hair... lol. The poor Rohirrim. It's a wonder they kept their appetite!..*snicKer*

Wonderful job!!!

[info]alliwantisanelf

August 18 2005, 04:11:20 UTC 6 years ago

Here, hon. They're FREE. *hands you one, puts a hand under your jaw and shuts it gently, eases eyeballs back into sockets*

No wonder the Rohirrim left in such a hurry. It was the thought of Gimli at the table!

[info]orlisheart

August 18 2005, 04:09:55 UTC 6 years ago

You know because I am listening to the song right now and it seems perfect for this situation I shall quote from The Lords of Rock, Def Leppard:

Hair
Eyes
Skin on skin
Legs (legs!)
Thighs (thighs!)
What's that spell?

*giggles* How are you doing, luv?

[info]alliwantisanelf

August 18 2005, 04:14:44 UTC 6 years ago

I'm mostly stupid, but the pay's good. *grins* And because I have to backspace and correct every single word I'm typing tonight, you'll have to remind me the name of that song so I can find my old album and replay it. My brain is totally fried, and I've got two more days before a break. *cries*

How are you??? You've been gone so much, and I dearly miss you. I hope things will continue to get better and better soon.

It's sooooo good to see you! ((((huggles))))

[info]orlisheart

August 18 2005, 04:28:58 UTC 6 years ago

Ahh, the name of the song is actually Women from the album Hysteria. The song is just so guh! Just ignore any and all pronouns. :P
I'm ok, just LJ hasn't really been fun for me lately so I've kind of just been hanging back. But as I was saying to someone else tonight I've been missing it. *giant hugs*
I miss you too.

[info]admirabile

August 18 2005, 04:14:38 UTC 6 years ago

I like it when Legolas self-cleans. Yeah....

[info]alliwantisanelf

August 18 2005, 04:25:29 UTC 6 years ago

I need an icon of that....

[info]frogglez

August 18 2005, 04:51:38 UTC 6 years ago

Elvish Self-Dusting Cleaning Ritual! Heh

And, all I can say is it's a good thing Legolas is pretty, as he does seem somewhat naive.....

[info]alliwantisanelf

August 19 2005, 02:41:47 UTC 6 years ago

But it's true that blonds have all the fun...look at Legolas. Have you ever seen anyone having more fun than he does???

[info]why_me_why_not

August 18 2005, 05:54:36 UTC 6 years ago

Elvish Self-Dusting Cleaning Ritual *snort*

And self-cleaning -- the Prance reminds me of a cat sometimes...

And the last line -- very Pippinesque

**hugs**

[info]alliwantisanelf

August 19 2005, 02:44:03 UTC 6 years ago

He's very much like a cat, especially when involved in a very thorough cleaning. Nobody can flex and clean like he can. He taught my cats everything they know about it.

And that last line? Maybe it's a good thing Pippin is lost in Fangorn right now. The elf's been spending entirely too much time around him.

**hugs**

[info]moimoietmoi

August 18 2005, 08:14:15 UTC 6 years ago

Oh, gods... "Elvish Self-Dusting Cleaning Ritual"
*snorts*
Leggy is a bit clueless, isn't he?

[info]alliwantisanelf

August 19 2005, 02:45:57 UTC 6 years ago

I think that the pressures of being an Immortal Being charged with the responsibility of taking care of Middle earth as a whole have gotten to the dear boy.

Poor Legolas. So much time, so much responsibility. All work and no play has made for us a very naive boy!

Gotta love him though.

[info]sundew

August 18 2005, 08:34:00 UTC 6 years ago

Elvish Self-Dusting Cleaning Ritual

You know, if I tried out this stretching-your-legs-overhead-thingy I'd fall flat on my face - or arse. Ah, Elves. They're so - flexible. Not wonder Aragorn loves him.

*joins Aragorn in staring google-eyed at Legolas*

And Leggy is so cute when he's got no clue about what is going on. Bless him.

*snort* Another fabulous episode. I'm dead. But what a nice way to go. *gr*

You rock, darlin'. Made my day yet again.

*smooches you*

[info]alliwantisanelf

August 19 2005, 02:47:24 UTC 6 years ago

*beams widely*

Yeah, I think if I had to go, this'd be a great exit. *stares with you*

*quivers with delight that you think I rock!*

*smooches back*

[info]viggosterri

August 18 2005, 09:11:08 UTC 6 years ago

Oh poor little elfie. :( BAD! Gimli!

[info]alliwantisanelf

August 19 2005, 02:49:16 UTC 6 years ago

It's no wonder it took The Battle Of All Battles In Middle earth As We Know It for these two to resolve their differences.

;P

[info]sarkka

August 18 2005, 09:34:24 UTC 6 years ago

"Perfect Immortal Posture" BWAHHHAAAAAAAAAAAHAHHHH ;)

Oh this brightened my gloomy day perfectly. Thanks Al =D

[info]alliwantisanelf

August 19 2005, 02:50:00 UTC 6 years ago

They teach that in elf school, y'know. There's a whole class on it.

So happy you liked it! :D

[info]ineedvm

August 18 2005, 13:40:00 UTC 6 years ago

Oh this is hysterical!!! *g* Hugs!

[info]alliwantisanelf

August 19 2005, 02:56:27 UTC 6 years ago

The boys make it soooo easy! *hugs*

[info]stormatdusk

November 10 2006, 06:40:16 UTC 5 years ago

so he can spot-clean behind his thigh

where did you come up with this stuff!?

so glad to know you now, and begin to unravel that particular mystery! xo

[info]alliwantisanelf

November 14 2006, 04:07:34 UTC 5 years ago

Really, I'm fascinated that nobody else ever saw all of this and typed it up before I did!

I mean, they make it so EASY!!!!
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